Tips From Ghosts of Presidents Past
One night, George W. Bush is awakened
by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks: "George,
what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable
example, just as I did," Washington advises.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," W
asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Cut taxes and reduce the size
of government," Jefferson advises.
Bush isn't sleeping well the
next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows.
It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing
I could do to help the country?" Bush asks.
Abe answers: "Go see
a play."
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