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This used to be a section where I kept my very favorite The Onion articles from over the years.  I have removed them, why?

    • Theonion.com has created an extensive archive that has all of their old articles, so this is just duplicate material.
    • Technically speaking, it is illegal for me to reproduce their content without their expressed written consent.
    • I don't want to convert and maintain over 100 extra pages.

So...  If you are looking for an old Onion article, please go to http://www.theonion.com/archive/

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