Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is so nasty I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear a 'Caution! Wide Turn' sign.

Yo Mama is so stupid she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button.

Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down.

Yo Mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"!

YoMama is so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock!

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the dotor looked at her ass and then her face and said 'Siamese Twins!'

Yo Mama is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

Yo Mama is so ugly that Yo Papa takes Yo Mama to work everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

YoMama is so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

YoMama is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Mama is so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.

Yo Mama got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo Mama is so old her birth-certificate expired!

Yo Mama is so stupid she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' 'Free Lays'!

Yo Mama is so hunchbacked she has to look up to tie her shoes.

Yo Mama is so stupid her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Yo Mama is so poor her TV¹s got 2 channels - ON and OFF!

Yo Mama is so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole!

Yo Mama is so stupid you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

Yo Mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo Mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk' and 'Don't Walk.'

YoMama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side.

Yo Mama is so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job.

Yo Mama is so fat when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo Mama is so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo Mama is so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

Yo Mama is glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama is so old she farts out dust!

Yo Mama is so stupid when she saw a 'Wrong Way' sign in her rearview mirror she turned around.

Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo Mama is like a carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!

Yo Mama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

Yo Mama is so fat and black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!

Yo Mama is so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.

Yo Mama is so fat when she backs up she beeps.

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